Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
