your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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