I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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