I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
