I haven't been this sober since birth.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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