I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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