There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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