Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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