I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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