is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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