If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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