Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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