Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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