i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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