He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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