Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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