Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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