therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is classic penis vs brain.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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