New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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