Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
