3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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