That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
