its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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