if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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