what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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