Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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