So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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