This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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