I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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