Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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