I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
