do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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