I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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