Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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