i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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