They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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