Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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