is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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