Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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