If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
