I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Edward fifth and chaser hands
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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