Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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