i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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