I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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