so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
