dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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