And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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