I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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