glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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