Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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