Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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